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Tue, Mar. 7th, 2006, 08:19 pm
New hizzz-air

Yeah not too new but damn i actually did my hair and make up, shit...
Image hosting by Photobucket i look like a brat!

Mon, Feb. 6th, 2006, 10:39 pm
cold

for thoes of you who red this still here is anupdate in my little life:
-i killed my computer with a glass of water
+after like 2 weeks i fixed it
+ i love my friends a on
-i lost a black hoodiewitha devo button on it that joel gave me
+joel is my boyfriend
-a lot of people are kinda pissed because i have a boyfriend
+im doing good in school
+my mom has been happy
+miller light everynight
+honesty
+feeling like high school
+))<>(( forever
+hot dates
+i colored my hair
- its black and red and scene as fuck
+&- i have no nipple rings anymore
-i am still poor as fuck
-i am freezing and hungry
+i see joel alot even though i am at school 9-5 and he works till 10 pm, basically i dont sleep
-no sleep
+ my friends are the best ever

Fri, Jan. 20th, 2006, 12:59 am

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Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006, 06:08 pm

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melissa!

  1. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like melissa.
  2. About 100 people choke to death on melissa each year!
  3. Pacman was originally called melissaman!
  4. Melissa is the world's smallest mammal.
  5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of melissa.
  6. Melissa was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons.
  7. In 1982 Time Magazine named melissa its 'Man of the Year'!
  8. Only one person in two billion will live to be melissa!
  9. Melissa was originally called Cheerioats!
  10. Devoid of her cells and proteins, melissa has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
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Thu, Jan. 19th, 2006, 05:48 pm
boring

1) My uncle once: adoptedme
2) Never in my life: will i touch myself dirty.
3) When I was five: i was in foster homes.
4) High School was: not thaat bad, i vould have made it better. i miss hot lunch.
5) I will never forget: that im adopted.
6) I once met: a girl named becky and her roomates and they make me happy.
7) There's this person I know who: had maggots in her hroat because her boyfriend was having sex with dead people.
8) Once, at a bar: i tore a tampon macheine off the wall.
9) By noon I'm usually: doing hair.
10) Last night: tried to sleep but couldn't.woke up at 7 fter sleepon 4 hours.
11) If I only had: a gazillion dollars, or at least a job.
12) Next time I go to church/temple: will be someones wedding.
13) Terri Schiavo:meh
14) I like: hair
15) When I turn my head left, i see: tv
16) When I turn my head right, I see: window
18) In grade school: i was skinny and awkward
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: backstage
20) By this time next year: I'll probably be a millionare.
21) A better name for me would be: chuck
22) I have a hard time understanding:my own vagina
23) If I ever go back to school I'll: touch boys under the table.
24) You know I like you if: i look at you when we have sex.
25) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: no one.
26) I hope that:i never loose my hair.
27) Take my advice: dont do it.
28) My ideal breakfast is: cigs, eggs bacon, toast.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: im an indian too
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: sleeping a lot.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: dance
32) Why won't anyone: beleive me
33) If you spend the night at my house:you would be uncomfortable. or sleeping on cucumbers.
34) I'd stop my wedding for: if i had to poop
35) The world could do without: jerks
36) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: swim in poop.
37) My favorite blonde is: white
38) Paper clips are more useful than: dirty fingernails
40) And by the way: i am awesome.
41) The last time I was drunk, I: waswearing my wutang shirt.
42) My grandmother always: disliked me

Thu, Jan. 5th, 2006, 10:14 pm
FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOS A HOE? MO!

Luda
I'm bout to throw some game, they both wantin' the same
Cupids the one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Im bout to shed some LINES, cause each and every night
You've got to do it right, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
(Repeat)

Luda
They want it nice and slow, kiss them from head to toe
Relax and let it go, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
They want it now and fast, grabbin and smackin ass
You gotta make it last, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Together holdin hands, you out there spendin grands
And makin family plans, say it (Girl) Make love to me
Don't have to straighten facts, don't want no strings attached
Juzt scratches on yo' back, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Ex's aint actin right, and you so glad to fight
Dinners by candlelight, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
She got a nigga whipped, down to your fingertips
Tryin that freaky shit, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Turn on some Baby Face, just for your lady's sake
You call her baby cakes, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Know how to mack a broad, she's on your sack and ballz
You call her jabber jaws, wut? (Girl) Fuck me

Luda
Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin the same
Cupids the one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Im bout to shed some light, cause each and every night
You've got to do it right, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
(Repeat)

Luda
You bout to buy a ring, she needs the finer thangs
Gucci designer frames, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Purchase a nasty flick, wrap up and tie her quick
Know how to drive a stick, wut? (Girl) fuck me
You both unite as one, you tha moon and she's your sun
Your heart's a beatin drum, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
You better not have came, she wanna feel the pain
Then hear her scream ya name, wut? (Girl) fuck me
Follow this dictionary, you both some visionaries
And do it missionary, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
I hear him call tha wild, and do it all the while
Doggy and froggy style, wut? (Girl) fuck me
You in-between the sheets, lickin and eatin sweets
And what you find you keep, say it (Girl) Make love to me
You do it standin up, orgasims hand 'em up
Y'all just don't give a fuck, wut? (Girl) fuck me

Luda
Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin the same
Cupids the one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Im bout to shed some light, cause each and every night
You've got to do it right, wut? (Girl) fuck me
(Repeat)

Luda
You wanna tell THE world, cause she's your favorite girl
Your diamond and your pearl, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Nobody has to know, just keep it on the low
And meet 'em right at fo', wut? (Girl) fuck me
Nothin but fights and fussin, plus there's a lot of cussin
Just grab a hold of somethin, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Y'all do that bad stuff, she like it rammed up
Ropez and handcuffs, wut? (Girl) fuck me

Luda
Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin the same
Cupids the one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Im bout to shed some light, cause each and every night
You've got to do it right, wut? (Girl) fuck me
(Repeat)

Tue, Dec. 20th, 2005, 09:58 pm
54321

yep. this is an actual entry.
My sister called and said shes having a baby, wow. 22, married, new house, baby all in one year.dang.

its just weird to see her having every thing in order at 22.
i mean thats not where i want to be.
but i would at least like to know that im doing ok.
because latley it seems that pretty much everything is a little fucked up in my life. not alot, not enough to complain about, but enough to feel unorganized and out of place all the time. everyday. i hope that in may when i move in with becky things will seem to make a little bit more sence.. maybe?
it seems im always just waiting for something new and then it happens and i still feel odd. but maybe its just this year, as in i am in school 9-5 m-f and i just have a hard time doing that 40 hours with no pay.. im just not sure.
i like to do this in december. to look at myself and its always "what the fuck is going on here?"
well in july when i graduate i will have to join the grown up world, get a real job, and be an adult, lets hope i enjoy it....fuck!

Thu, Dec. 15th, 2005, 08:12 pm
xmas list

dear santa
i want
-my rent paid
-an arch card from mcdonalds, because while their food is terrible,i eat there all the time. mcchickens dude
-a fancy dress with tights, and shoes, and stuff to match
-to be done with school
- to meet a ton of new people
-to be with my family on xmas
-to be with becky on new years
-some money to pay for things
-my hair to be long again
-a JOB ( i might be working at meijer deli again, downside, i have to work on xmas eve:( ..)
- julie to sit on my lap (hahaha)
- to be able to dance real good like julie
-my boobs to look hot
-my ass too
-huge guns
-bill murray and the wu tang (odb alive)
- a new bed
-to be living with the biz already
-summertime
-puppies and bunnies to cuddle all over me
-new music
-sex sex sex
- to be able to fight
-not to be sick
-make up
-high heels
-a nice jacket
-candy
-steak
-a snail

Mon, Dec. 12th, 2005, 10:10 pm
bah humbug

way to leave me all alone my friends who are going home on xmas break:(
what will i do?

leave ideas or your out!

Fri, Dec. 9th, 2005, 10:10 am



What Will ok_kido Get ?
Xmas pressie predictor
Big wooly jumper knitted by iwillburnalone
Pair of Socks from grooverobot
Bottle of Whiskey from ladylux
Cd from treez4beez
Something Cuddly from youfuckinloveit
Something Intoxicating from goodbyemailbox
Something Silly from snewch
Something Funny from crotchel
Lump of coal from _avenge
Something Pretty from winniecoop
Something Shiny from samtaroesque
Something Naughty from longtimenogrow
Something Smelly from ilnipote
Something Breakable from lastof_thelast
Something Useful from xtartx
Something not useful from ohhhsovain
The Black and Decker Tool Kit from robotic_voice
Livejournal account from ilikecatz
The Make-up Bag from poisongirl5
Stack of DVDs from lisa_li
Something Geeky from scottyrobotty

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